Are you taking chemistry? Are you in need of chemistry help? If you’re involved with the MacArthur genius grants, will you give me a huge amount of money?
If the answer to these questions is “yes,” you’re in the right place. This site will provide you with lots of chemistry assistance, and as an added bonus we won’t ask you for money, for any information, or for a kidney should I become gravely ill in the future. All you need to do to access this information is click through on one of those links and get whatever information you need.
There are, however, some ways that you can help this site without having to pay money or give me any information. Tell your friends about these resources so they can learn chemistry, too. Tell your teacher about this site so he/she/it can use it with his/her/its students. And if you are involved with MacArthur genius grants, I’d appreciate if you gave me one and gave me $800 K. I promise I won’t use it to move to Hawaii and live on the beach.
Ian Guch
1/19/2023
Is this site still active?
Yep. I just don’t check my messages very often.
hi, I just wanted to say that I’ve been using your website ever since 2018 to help with my chemistry classes because everything else has pointless fancy wording. thanks for helping me out, im sure u helped a lot of other people out too 🙂
I found this website from your old Socratic account, and I’d like to say thank you for adding so much curriculum to your website. https://web.archive.org/web/20151107073257/http://socratic.org/users/ian-g
Dear Mr. Guch:
Still wondering, is your name pronounced g-OO-ch or g-uhh-ch?
These two science kids have grown up now. We still love chili.
Thanks always.
G-OO-ch. It’s my curse.