Are you taking chemistry? Are you in need of chemistry help? If you’re involved with the MacArthur genius grants, will you give me a huge amount of money?
If the answer to these questions is “yes,” you’re in the right place. This site will provide you with lots of chemistry assistance, and as an added bonus we won’t ask you for money, for any information, or for a kidney should I become gravely ill in the future. All you need to do to access this information is click through on one of those links and get whatever information you need.
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